popmychieri:

gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

swamp-beast:

yeah kinda

2007 → 2014

camom18:

Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

sarcastic-inner-monolouge:

Anatomy off a Fall Out Boy song

- whoaa ohhhhhh ohhh whoaa
- metaphors
- Patrick making no sense
- Pete reciting poetry or something
- more metaphors
- the name of an American city
- really nice high note
- the lyric of another song they wrote
- Brendon Urie cameo

drellabove:

I'm just a moment, so don't let me pass you by.

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

THM.